My Journey on a Pirate Ship

One day, I awoke on a pirate ship. I had on a bandana and an eye patch. I asked a man swabbing the deck how I got there, and he explained to me that I was kidnapped to help to keep the ship clean. I immediately stormed toward the captain to show my anger, and he immediately pulled out a sword, and slashed toward my throat. Then, I woke up in my bed, got up, and washed the dishes.