The Bat Who Couldn't Fly

Little Johnny the fruit bat decided to fly to the peach tree for a snack. It was not a very long trip, so he went by himself. Unfortunately, he ran into the Peach Tree Bloodsuckers, who flew up on him. "Do you know where you are?!" they asked. Johnny replied, "Do you know who I am? I'm Lil' Johnny from Dark Cave bat!". "Oh, really? Well, tell me what they call you after this." The Bloodsuckers pinned Johnny against a tree and gnawed at his wings. Little Johnny fell down to the cold earth, and was henceforth known as "The Bat Who Cannot Fly".